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Funny Candle Light This Candle Immediately Please, Humorous Soy Candle Gift, Sarcastic Quote Candle, Funny Gift for Her, 9oz Amber Jar

$19.72

Sizes: 9oz

Colors: Amber

Scents: Christmas Warmth

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Funny candle "Light This Candle Immediately Please" — because subtlety was never really your thing. This 9oz soy candle comes in a rich amber glass jar and makes the perfect gift for the friend who needs a laugh, a coworker's birthday, a white elephant swap, or honestly just yourself after a long week. Each candle is hand-poured with a clean-burning soy wax blend, giving you a long, even burn so you actually get your money's worth (unlike that "urgent" tone the label is giving off). Details: 9oz amber glass jar Soy wax blend Cotton wick Approx. 40–50 hour burn time [scent — let me know what it's poured in and I'll drop it in] This makes a great gag gift, hostess gift, or "just because" candle for anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their self-care. (Bracketed part is a placeholder — tell me the scent and I'll finish that line.)

Eco-friendly and non-toxic

This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates

Reusable glass vessel

This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor

Christmas Warmth

Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth

Cinnamon Vanilla

Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam

Coconut Cream + Cardamom

Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down

Peppered Passionfruit

Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood

Unscented

Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents

White Sage + Lavender

Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base

Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets..

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